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20.06.2026 20:17 (zuletzt bearbeitet: 20.06.2026 23:42)

Wir sind in einem Studio, welches sich offenbar im Umfeld des Wembley Stadions befindet, dem Austragungsort von Bound for Glory. Und dort bekommen wir nun die Intro Grafik für die Show angezeigt, die hier heute zu sehen ist.

CORNETTES COMMENTARY #9
BOUND FOR GLORY 2026 PREVIEW W/ FTR
VIDEO PODCAST

Dann hören wir ein Lied, welches die Heimkehr des Fußballs nach England zelebriert. Offenbar eine Anspielung darauf, dass derzeit die Fußball WM in den USA läuft, während die UPW hier gerade einen Stop in England nacht für eine ganz besondere Show aus London.

Dann sehen wir auch schon die 3 Personen die hier heute in dem Studio sind. Natürlich der Host von Cornettes Commentary... der namensgebende Jim Cornette. Und neben ihm im Studio sitzen Dax Harwood und Cash Wheeler. Die amtierenden Tag Team Champions der UPW von FTR, die natürlich ihre beiden Tag Team Titel auch demonstrativ auf dem Tisch platziert haben, an dem die drei hier sitzen.

Jim Cornette: Well hello there, folks. I am the one and only Jim Cornette and I am coming to you today from the wonderful capital of England... Yes, folks, of course I am in London for Bound for Glory and I thought there was no better place and no better time to bring back the ONLY podcast in the entire world that you need to listen to. Last time for this show, I was down under in Australia, where I was joined by the wonderful Rhea Ripley. This time however, as you can see, I am joined by the undoubtedly greatest tag team in the HISTORY of professional wrestling. Your UPW World Tag Team Champions... the amazing Cash Wheeler... and the magnificent Dax Harwood.... FTR!

Dax Harwood: It's a pleasure to be here. Not here in London specifically, but here on this show. Hello Jim, and I can't wait to hear you dissect what the UPW is going to put on display this weekend.

Cash Wheeler: And neither can I. I would love to be more positive towards everything this weekend. But unfortunately a) .... we are in London, which means there is gonna be an entire stadium filled with people who don't know a damn thing about pro wrestling. And b).... come, on. Everyone knows you can skip everything apart from our match on this card. and c) ... well... the match WE are on is filled with a team that rather belongs into pre-school instead of a wrestling ring, a team that got put together last minute, consisting one of the biggest pieces of shit in the entire world and another guy who is not even half as good as his former partner was. And that former partner wasn't that great either. And last but not least you have the Gunns. At this point I feel like our rivalary with them is almost as old as time, and yes... we were eager to beat them one final time a couple of weeks ago. And thats what we did. So to have them BACK in this match is an absolute disgrace. Just like this entire show is going to be!

Jim Cornette: Now hold up, lets not get ahead of ourselves. I know the chances are slim, but we have not talked about this show yet. So I, as an objective journalist, I am trying to be as objective as I can possible can. Because as the followers of this show and the members of the Cult of Cornette and the Cornette Club will know, that this podcast does proud itself of being the ONLY podcast you need to listen to, giving you the ONLY opinion that matters. So of course that opinion needs to be objective! And thats what you are going to get here tonight, folks. As usual, my uncensored and uncompromised objective opinion on the upcoming UPW PPV. So lets get right into it!

Und dann bekommen wir eine kleine Grafik dafür zu sehen.

Dax Harwood: We're looking glorious on there with our belts.

Cash Wheeler: Indeed we are. Especially since we worked hard to win those belts and had to overcome a lot of obstacles for it. Speaking of obstacles... lets take a look at the first match, that features a man who too is currently holding a championship belt, who does at least CLAIM that he had to overcome many obstacles to win it. The biggest obstacle being the man who will be his opponent again on Sunday. The former champion.... Aleister Black.

Es gibt einen kleinen Trailer gefolgt von einer Grafik für das erste Match des Abends.

Opener: UPW NXT Championship
Drew McIntyre (c) vs Aleister Black

Jim Cornette: Welllllll, I will say this: I don't think Drew is horrible. He's way to full of himself and is trying to create a hype for himself, that just ain't there. But I'd still take him retaining his championship over Mr. BLACK taking over again with his spooky nonesense!

Dax Harwood: I know the people in the arena are gonna support Drew, cause hes's one of them. Their home town hero.

Cash Wheeler: Well, technically he is scottish and not english.

Dax Harwood: And now is that any different? He's from this shithole island we're currently on.

Cash Wheeler: Well, that is true.

Dax Harwood: See. Now can we move on from this?

Cash Wheeler: Well, how about the next match on the card? A triple threat match between the three members of The Judgment Day. If thats even still a thing?

Wir sehen einen Trailer und die Grafik für das nächste Match.

2.Match: Triple Threat
Finn Bálor vs Dominik Mysterio vs Damian Priest

Jim Cornette: Now, hold on again. If they really stopped their whole stupid Judgment Day thing, I am all for this. Cause individually there is something to all three of them. Damian has got the size and the strength to become a half decent hand on his own, if he ditches the other guys. Dominik is a mysterio. He ain't Rey. But he too has a talent for this business. And the people hate him almost as much as they hate me. I don't know why BOTH of us receive so much hatered from the people, afterall we're both absolutely kind souls. But if the same people that hate me, also hate him, he MUST be doing something right. And then last but not least we have FINN.... the leader of the group. Or was he? That never really seemed clear to me. But at the very least he seemed to be the one doing the most commanding. And he also was the one who declared the END of the Judgment Day after the amazing Rhea Ripley was the first woman too see the writing on the wall and decided to come off that sinking ship that was The Judgment Day. Anyhow... Finn is painfullly small. And painfully thin. But at least he does look like he works out and he can go in the ring. So I'm actually somewhat interested inseeing what will happen in this match, as like I have already said, I can see at least SOMETHING in all three of them.

Dax Harwood: I get what you are saying... but I don't see it. Nope. The only thing I see in those three is a bunch of kids cosplaying their favorite goth metal band or whatever.

Cash Wheeler: No, Dax. I think Jim is right here. I can see whoever wins this, having a decent shot at becoming at least acceptable. But thats about it. And I hope the rest of them banish alongside the Judgment Day name.#

Es folgt der Trailer für das nächste Match.

3.Match: Intergender
Becky Lynch vs Brock Anderson

Jim Cornette: Are we seriously gonna do this? Are we seriously going to send a woman out there to fight the son of Arn Anderson? THE Arn Anderson? The man that known as THE ENFORCER for one of the most ICONIC and TERRIFYING stables in the history of pro wrestling? The Four horsemen. And I ain't talking about whatever the current four horsemen are meant to be. You know, the four horsemen which feature... THREE WOMEN! I am talking about the four horsemen that were known as just the absolute best pro wrestling had to offer. And the son of the man that was there to PROTECT those men as their enforcer is now taking on a woman? Are you fucking kidding me? What is this? A joke? I know what would have happend if you put Arn Anderson in the ring there with another woman. The woman would have left screeming, before the match had even begun. So if his son... BROCK Anderson has even a TENTH of the skill and power that his father possessed... Becky Lynch either better do the same, or I do hope she has made sure to put down her last will before the match, because there is no way she is leaving this ring alive if BROCK goes all out.

Cash Wheeler: Well, I would agree... IF Brock had at least a TENTH of the ability of his father. But well, how do I put it, .... he doesn't. Brock can't shine the shoes of his father. And he's already lost to a woman before, remember? Sasha Banks? So truth be told... I wouldn't be surprised if at the end of the match we are going to see Brock being the one to throw his hands up in the air and start running away like a total wuss. Cause say what you wanna say about Becky Lynch. And I do think there is a lot to say about her. But the is known as THE MAN. Because she does fight like a man. So I wouldn't even call this an intergender match. Unless you wanny start calling Brock a woman, that is.

Dax Harwood: You might as well start calling him "THE WOMAN" when he loses this. Doesn't that have a nice ring to it? "THE WOMAN" Brock Anderson. I like it. I think we should go with it.

Jim Cornette: Speaking of women... lets look at the next match. And normally I would start hating all over it already, but it does feature at least one woman who I would consider a fan of the show. At least thats what she told us, when she was a guest on this show a couple of episodes ago.

Der Trailer für das nächste Match folgt.

4.Match: Tag Team
Liv Morgan & Bayley vs. Chelsea Green & Paige

Jim Cornette: Of course, the woman in question, is the lovely Liv Morgan. And I don't know if you are still listening to this show like you told us before, but if you are Liv, I wanna tell you, that I think you are a super super sweet young woman. You are a star. You are someone you wanna look at and someone you wanan listen to. And I do like you. From the bottom of my heart. I really do. Because my pee picking old heart can't ever hate someone as sweet as you. But... there is one thing you are not. And that ia a wrestler. I am sorry to be telling you this, because I know this is a dream of yours. But you continuing to lose against Tegan Nox has opened my eyes personally. You are not a wrestler. And no training in this world is ever going to turn you into one. I am sorry. But thats not an insult. Look, Liv. I am not a wrestler either. And never have I claimed to be. I am a manager. And thats what you should be too. Look, I'm even going to envite you to join us over here. Lets manage FTR together. You and I. But leave the wrestling to the wrestlers.

Dax Harwood: Wrestlers like the other women in this match? Chelsea Green? Bayley? Paige?

Jim Cornette: Meh. I ain't talking about them. Although there is at least Paige in there, who I would consider a wrestler. But the rest? Meh. I think they too would be better suited for a managerial role.

Cash Wheeler: But please .... don't also invite them to become our managers too. If Liv wants to join us... fine. But she's the only one I would consider for that role. And only if she stops hanging out with Nathan Frazer and first apologizes for the things she said about us at Wrestlemania. Cause Liv... I have not forgotten about that. We never forget these things. But if you have realized that you wanna stop hanging around with idiots like Nathan and instead start wanna manage professionals like us...and Jim wants to give you some on-job training for that. If you apologize for your previous comments about us, I will let bygones be bygones and you will get the honor to manage the greatest team in the history of this business. How does that sound?

Jim Cornette: I think that sounds wonderful. So you heard the man, Liv. You have my number. Give me a call. Make your apology, because your comments about FTR indeed were very very stupid. And then you can start riding with us. As for this match... whatever happens, will happen. I don't care. Win, lose, draw. You're not a wrestler, Liv. You're a manager. And this result won't matter if you come and join us. And if you need a reminder why you should be doing that, all you have to do is watch the next match. The TRUE main event of this Pay Per View.

Es folgt ein Trailer für das 5. Match des PPVs. Natürlich das Match von FTR, die ihre Titel gegen gleich 3 andere Teams verteidigen müssen.

5.Match: UPW World Tag Team Championship - Fatal 4 Way Tag Team Match
FTR (w/ Jim Cornette) (c) vs. The Rascalz vs. The Gunns vs. Seth Rollins & Juice Robinson

Jim Cornette: Well, boys. I can't wait to see you beat all three of these teams once again to retain those titles.

Dax Harwood: And neither can we. We think it's absolutely stupid and ridicoulus why and how this match is happening, and we already made that clear at the beginning of the show. But at the very least I now have the chance to get some payback for that curbstomp. And for everything else Seth has done to us in the past.

Cash Wheeler: While we're on the subject... why don't we tell the people out there once again why the hell Seth Rollins is one of the biggest pieces of shit walking on planet earth? I know we have talked about this before, but there are new listeners, new people that may not know or may have forgotten just why Seth Rollins just absolutely sucks and why we made him FEAR THE REVENGE to begin with. But everyone needs to know. Everyone needs to understand that.

Dax Harwood: Then allow me to sum it all up once again: This whole thing started, when Nathan Frazer, who already was the partner of Seth Rollins back then, was attacked at the start of 2025. He was attacked by some mysterious figure backstage, who later turned out to have been Jack Perry. But Seth didn't know that at the time. And neither did anyone else, except for Jack Perry of course. And so Seth Rollins accused US of being the one to have done it. Can you believe that? Do we look like the sort of people that would ever attack an innocent man backstage? The answer is: NO! We would never do something like that. But because we're good people and because Seth didn't stop with his false accusations, we tried to help Seth out, by confronting a man who is more than capeable to commit such a heinous act: Marty Scurll. And unfortunatley we were right about this assumption. And while Marty wasn't the one behind Nathans attack... the actions of Seth Rollins and his accusation against us led to Marty Scurll attacking US backstage with a led pipe, shattering Cash Wheelers knee and putting him out of action for almost an entire year! And who is to blame for that? Sure, Marty Scurll was the one that attacked us. And we made him FEAR THE REVENGE because of it. He got his payback. But the one that started it all wasnt him... it was SETH ROLLINS. If he had never falsely accused us fine people, none of this would have ever happened. And thats why he deserves every bit of misfortune that we already brought upon him, his partner nathan, who we did send to the hospital a couple of weeks ago. But not in some backstage area. in the middle of the ring. Face to face. Like real men do. Like real wrestlers do. And we only did so after we gave him multiple warnings to stay out if it. Warnings he ignored and instead decided to stick with Seth, that piece of shit. And now Seth is back for HIS revenge? Now he wants to AVENGE his friend? Seth, listen to me you piece of shit. We're ending you on sunday. Once and for all. Because we're fed up with you. Fed up with your plans. Fed up with your annoying voice. Fed up with the fans singing your horrible theme song. Fed up with EVERYTHING about you. So the best thing you can do is HOPE that you are going make it out with your head still attached to your shoulders on sunday. Because there will not be another round for you. We are going to make sure of that. One way or another.

Jim Cornette: Well, folks, you heard Dax. And let me tell you, he ain't joking around with that. What he just told you was the REAL DEAL. Every single word of what he just said... he meant it. So as you can clearly tell the focus will strongly be on one man in specific in this match. The man who set this hole match up: Seth Rollins. But believe me, we're also not forgetting the rest of the men in this match. Even though it's hard to call the Rascalz "men" in this match. As per definition, you need to be over 18 years old to legally be considered a "man" in almost every country in this world. And while they may be over 18 technically, they sure as hell don't look or act like it. They act like they're about 14. So I hope Rascalz, you enjoy that you get to share the ring with the best tag team in the history of this business and then you stop to cosplay as professional wrestlers. And instead go home and start playing some videogames or whatever the young folks like to do these days. Whats the one called? Fortday? Or the other one... let me think... Call of Battlefield? Or was it Battleduty? I can't remember. But go on play that. Instead of btothering professional wrestlers and wasting their time. As for the last team... how many more times does FTR need to beat the Gunns? Like seriously? Are you not getting bored yourself getting your asses kicked over, and over, and over and over again. Or is that some fetish of yours?

Dax Harwood: This sunday... we are going ot there as tag team champions.....

Cash Wheeler: ... and this sunday... we're leaving as tag team champions.

Jim Cornette: You heard it here first, folks. Thats why you should always listen to Cornettes Commentary. And now I wanna get some comments out in the world about the next match.

Wir bekommen den Trailer und die Grafik für das 6-Women MITB-Laddermatch.

6.Match: 6 Women - Money in the Bank Laddermatch
Dakota Kai vs. Tatum Paxley vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Tessa Blanchard vs. Jade Cargill vs. Stevie Turner

Jim Cornette: ... and those comments are: I hope we see a Spontaneous human combustion of every woman in this match, except for Charlotte Flair. And maybe Tessa Blanchard.

Dax Harwood: I am not surprised, as this is certainly not one match for Jim. But you're more interested in this one, isn't that right Cash?

Cash Wheeler: Well, yeah. Sort of.

Dax Harwood: So how about you give me one or two words for each of the participants, that you think would describe them the best. Lets start with the woman Jim has already mentioned.... Charlotte flair.

Cash Wheeler: The Queen.

Dax Harwood: Ineed, thats what she even likes to call herself. And she certainly is a favorite in this one. Although its going to be interesting to see if and how she can function with her parther of the four horsemen in this one. Speaking of which... give me one or two words for her too: Tessa Blanchard.

Cash Wheeler: Future Champion.

Dax Harwood: Well, there are alot of people out there that have been thinking for a long time now that she is long overdue another run with that Womens Championship. So that makes sense. And a win here would almost guarantee her that. So lets see if she can become Mrs. Money in the bank, which would also make her a certain future champion. how about Stevie Turner next?

Cash Wheeler: The Bully.

Dax Harwood: Well, yeah, she does have some really nasty comments every now and then. Comments that could even put Jim to shame.

Jim Cornette: COME ON NOW!

Dax Harwood: Alright, Jim. Alright. Mabye thats a bit too far, but she can get really mean. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Certain people deserve absolutely mean comments. How about Dakota Kai next?

Cash Wheeler: Reborn.

Dax Harwood: Yes, the stable that Dakota Kai is a part of, that has been dominating the Womens Division for 2 years or so now. Technically she isn't that leader, despite having the Nickname "The Captain" attached to her. As the leader is Tegan Nox, who she recently got engaged do. That dominance over the last two years, plus the fact that she has Stevie Turner in ther with her, who is also a part of reborn of sorts, does make her one of the absolute favorites to win this match. Now the final two names... first.... Jade Cargill?

Cash Wheeler: Powerhouse.

Dax Harwood: Yes, Jade is probably going to be the strongest woman in this match, which does give her an advantage. But also will make her a target, as it could mean that all the other women could work together, to take her out first. So it's a to edged sword. And last but not least... Tatum Paxley.

Cash Wheeler: Crazy.

Dax Harwood: Certainly the most unpredictable woman in this match, who has a strong affection for her fiance Jack Perry, but also has shown more than just once, that she is absolutely unpredictable, erratic and has shown strong signs of mental instablity. But also has shown that she has a lot of abiltys in the ring. Sooo... who do you think will win this match now, that we have briefly talked about all of them?

Cash Wheeler: Dakota Kai.

Jim Cornette: I don't care.

Dax Harwood: Please, Jim.

Jim Cornette: Fine. Charlotte Flair & Tessa Blanchard.

Cash Wheeler: What? like both of them? You mean like together?

Jim Cornette: Yes.

Dax Harwood: Interesting choice. And then I'll go with Tatum Paxley.

Jim Cornette: Can we move on then?

Dax Harwood: Sure can, but I am not sure you are in favor of talking about the next one either, Jim.

Der Trailer folgt für das nächste Match: Die Brawling Birds in einem Womens Titelmatch gegen die Womens Tag Team Champions von Reborn.

7.Match: UPW World Womens Tag Team Championship Match
Reborn (Anna Jay & Dani Luna) (w/ Stevie Turner) (c) vs. The Brawling Birds (Alex Windsor & Jamie Hayter)

Jim Cornette: Fuuuck.

Dax Harwood: I knew you'd say that, Jim. And I hope people have realized by now, why we said this show is the absolute shits. And this match is just more of the absolute shittiest of the shit.

Cash Wheeler: I just wanna fucking leave right now. I mean it. The brawling birds against Reborn. I mean... we have talked about Reborn a while ago. And they are alright. And they are going to win this. But The Brawling Birds are their opponents? What kind of stupid name even is that?

Dax Harwood: I do think they gave an explanation on the last show, didn't they?

Cash Wheeler: I don't know, maybe they did and I wasn't listening. But either way, I am not interested in a team with a stupid meaningless name like this. FTR. That has meaning behind it. Fear the Revival. Fuck the Rest. Fear the Revenge. I could go on. But Brawling Birds sucks as a name. Or what do you think, Jim? Does "Brawling Birds" pass your name test?

Jim Cornette: Hell no. Fuck no. It's horrible.

Dax Harwood: I do know someone who will still enjoy this match: This shitty crowd in this shitty country, as they are hometown heros.

Cash Wheeler: All the more reason to hope and pray that Reborn kicks their "arse" as the people over here would say.

Jim Cornette: I know we'll be seeing a lot of ass kicking in the next match right? Isn't the next one FINALLY the Mens Money in the Bank Ladder Match? The only match besides your match I am actually interested in seeing?

Dax Harwood: Indeed.

Wir bekommen den Trailer und die Grafik für das Mens MITB-Match.

8.Match: 8 Men - Money in the Bank Laddermatch
Curt Hawkins vs. Ricky Saints vs. Bron Breakker vs. Jacob Fatu vs. Jack Perry vs. Brian Cage vs. Jay White vs. The Undertaker

Jim Cornette: Finally something worthwhile. And you know... that whole word assoctiation gimmick you did earlier for the women? Can I play it for this one?

Dax Harwood: With pleasure. Then lets start with the first name on the list, who many consider to be the favorite to win it: The Undertaker.

Jim Cornette: Legend. Cause the Undertaker is the greatest legend this business has to offer in terms of longevity and aura. There will never be someone like him ever again. And even at his age, he is still as dangerous as as he ever was. So I can see why people to consider him to be one of the favorites for this match. And I do too.

Dax Harwood: Jay White.

Jim Cornette: Boys Club. Cause thats what I will forver associate with him. I don't care that "Bullet Club Gold" as they were known as officially no longer exists. To me thats what he will forever be. The leader of the Boys Club. And I don't like him because of that. And good news is, the Undertaker doesn't either. So I hope the Deadman takes his time picking a part of Jay White and breakes every bone in his body.

Dax Harwood: Jacob Fatu.

Jim Cornette: The Real Deal.

Dax Harwood: Hey, that doesn't count. Thats three words. it was supposed to be only one or two words.

Jim Cornette: But thats what first comes to mind when I hear that name. He is the real deal. Just like you. And if the Undertaker doesn't break every bone in Jays Body... I know Jacob Fatu will be there to finish that job. A dangerous individual thats being put into this dangerous match with lots of toys and furniture to play around with... which will make him even more dangerous. In the hands of a crazy and dangerous samoan like Fatu, even a chair or a ladder can become as dangerous as a rocket launcher. And thats because he is like I said the real deal. He is what he says he is. He is not playing around. And he will make this match as real as it could possibly become.

Dax Harwood: Bron Breakker

Jim Cornette: Steiner. Cause thats whats in his blood. He's got the blood of a true steiner. And he may be even more athletic and more explosive as his Father Rick and his uncle Scott were. He may have the most potential that any steiner in the Wrestling business ever had. But right now he's on a leash. He can't show all of it. And thats his fault.

Dax Harwood: Curt Hawkins.

Jim Cornette: The System. And the System is the leash that is holding Bron Breakker back. And Curt Hawkins is the one holding that leash. And while I think that Bron Breakker should break that leash as soon as possible, currently it does make Curt Hawkins a very dangerous individual, as he will use every one on that leash for his own success. And I'll even admit this: Thats a clever strategy. That makes sense.

Dax Harwood: Ricky Saints.

Jim Cornette: Overrated. Another one on Curt Hawkins leash, but unlike Bron, it doesn't matter if he stays on that leash or breaks it. In fact, he may even be better off on that leas, because this way he can actually do something except for being a man that thinks he's the Rock, when he he's not even big enough to put on The Rocks boots. No matter how much you try, Ricky. These boots will never fit you. Maybe you should try getting some own boots.

Dax Harwood: Jack Perry.

Jim Cornette: Useless. Every word spoken about Jack Perry is a wasted word.

Dax Harwood: I agree. So last but not least... Brian Cage.

Jim Cornette: Braindead Idiot. Look... if you see Brian Cage. What do you see? You see a guy who is like... what? 6 foot tall? 270 pounds? Something like that? And every inch on that body, and every pound on that body is made out of pure muscle. He looks like he should kill you. He looks like he should be one of the biggest stars of this business. But what does he do instead? He wants to get his shit it. He wants to do flips. He wants to do fancy shit that no one cares about.

Dax Harwood: No flips, just fists.

Jim Cornette: Exactly. he should be taking your motto to heart and stop everything he has been doing so far and start doing what you have been doing. But before that, he needs to leave Marty Scurll in a ditch. He needs to accept that Marty Scurll, the heavyweight champion, does not care about him and never will. But you know what? All that advice I have given him just now? He will not listen to it. And even if he listens to it... he will not understand it. Because he's so thick in his head, that he will never get it. Never ever. Earlier I said, that every pound in his body is made out of muscle... and maybe thats exactly the problem, because it seems like his brain only is made out of muscle too. He can't think. He's braindead. And if he wins this match... somehow... we're all doomed. Because then you have Marty Scurll as the Heavyweight Champion on the one side... and we will get to him later... and Brian Cage with the Money in the Bank Briefcase on the other hand. Maybe in a different world, in a different life, that would lead towards Brian Cage maybe coming to the realization that he could use this briefcase to finally do something useful in his life and end Marty Scurlls reign and maybe even Marty Scurll himself aswell. But he will never do that, because he does not understand, that that would be what he SHOULD BE DOING. Hes an idiot. Plain and simple. Oh gosh. Enough of him already. I am sick and tired of talking about all of these idiots on this show. Goddamn.

Cash Wheeler: There is nothing that I love more in this world than a good Jim Cornette rant.

Dax Harwood: It indeed is always a pleasure to hear you go off on somebody like that. And of course, as almost always, you are 100% correct about that. The fact alone that he decided to team with Marty Scurll just shows you how big of an idiot Brian Cage is. And lets hope that he really is not the one that somehow ends up with this briefcase at the end of it, like Marty himself did last year.

Cash Wheeler: Well then, gentlemen.... lets take a look at what is being advertised as the co-main event on the show. Personally I would give that honor to Marty Scurll vs. Cody Rhodes, as we all know our match will be the true main event of the show. But nevertheless... the womens title will be on the line next.

Die neue Womens Championesse Asuka gegen Tegan Nox und Rhea Ripley wird nun im Trailer und per Grafik vorgestellt.

9.Match: UPW Womens World Championship - Triple Threat Match
Asuka (c) vs. Tegan Nox vs. Rhea Ripley

Jim Cornette: Well....Rhea Ripley, a friend of mine, a friend of the show... my guest on the last episode... I am looking forward to seeing her compete here, and I do believe that she is going to win this. She is finally going to get that gold that she desires.

Dax Harwood: Hearing Jim speak so highly of someone... especially a woman... that is the highest praise you can get, honestly.

Cash Wheeler: Rhea does have a really good chance to win this. But personally I think that Tegan Nox does have the best chances to win this. She was screwed out of her title. She was laid out by Rhea when Asuka appeard to cash in that money in the briefcase. And if I was Tegan... I would be pissed off as hell about that. Thats not how you wanna lose your championship. I mean... you don't wanna lose your championship at all. Period. But especially not like that. And I am actually rooting for her to win it back here, as it does remind me alot of that Montreal Screwjob we had to experience at Wrestlemania. Where, by the way, that referee STILL has not been fired because of it.

Jim Cornette: Well... now that you put it like that. I can see what you mean. And I would not be mad if Tegan regains her title here. But Rhea... I am telling you. She had a lot of fire in her eyes when she was on this show in australia. I felt a lot of desire, passion and agression when I spoke with her. She is not going to throw this chance away.

Dax Harwood: Fair enough. But it seems like we al agree that Asuka is gonna lose here, right?

Cash Wheeler: She will. Yes. The only question will be... will it be Tegan Nox or Rhea Ripley taking her belt away again? Like I said. I am going with Tegan. She is the leader of Reborn. Technically she is still the Tag Team Champion aswell, right? But those titles are being defended by Anna Jay and Dani Luna. So right now she is without a belt. And I know for a fact, that as a leader of a stable as dominant as Reborn, she is not going to wanna leave it like that. She wants a belt back in her hands. This belt. And with Dakota Kai or Stevie Turner in the mix for the Womens Money in the Bank Briefcase.... and Reborn also likely to retain those Womens Tag Team Championship against the team that is only ever going to win the "stupidest name" award... we could be seeing something absolutly astounding at Bound for Glory, with every prize... every title... every thing there is to win for the women of the UPW, being in the hands of a member of Reborn. As they continue to absolutely dominate this division.

Jim Cornette: Or Rhea could win it.

Cash Wheeler: Yeah. I am not counting her out. I just think that Tegan has the better chances to do it. Either way, as long as we don't see any more of that Master of "EEEEEEVIL" bullshit or whatever Asuka is doing. She sucks, man.

Jim Cornette: Well then, lets get to the end of this shit-show by looking at the last match, shall we?

Wir bekommen einen Trailer für den Main Event zwischen Cody Rhodes und Marty Scurll.

Mainer: UPW World Heavyweight Championship
Marty Scurll (c) vs Cody Rhodes

Dax Harwood: Yes, and this really just should just be called the "last match" because our match will be main event, as we already made clear earlier. So... how will you think this "last match" between Marty Scurll and Cody rhodes will go? As Marty is set to defend his championship against Cody one more time.

Cash Wheeler: What do I WANT TO see? Or what I do think we WILL see?

Jim Cornette: Well Cash, why don't you tell us what you want to see first, and then I will tell you what we WILL see?

Dax Harwood: That sounds like a plan!

Cash Wheeler: I want Cody Rhodes to beat the absolute shit out of Marty Scurll. I want Cody Rhodes to forget that he is this wuss afraid to hurt another man inside of the ring, and make an example of Marty Scurll for the whole world to see. Show this piece of crap that he is nothing but a sad little man, with a far to great ego for his abilities. Maybe even put in a little revenge for the things that he did to me. He already got his fill for that, but adding some extra can't hurt. Well, it would hurt Marty Scurll. But everyone except for that little british "twat" every one else would be happy to see it. I also want Cody to silence this home crowd, that may even show support for the so called "villain" despite him calling himself that. I want Cody to turn this match at Sunday in to the biggest public excecution in britain, since they abandond that concept. Thats what I want.

Jim Cornette: Wellll... don't we all want that? But I am afraid that now it's time to tell you what WILL happen. Because unfortunately we will not get the pleasure of seeing Martys Skull carved in. Instead we will see another example of Cody Rhodes not being able to pull the trigger. Another example of him just not being as great as his dad used to be. Because let me tell you this, Cody. The American Dream... your father, Dusty Rhodes, is a man I knew very well and had great respect for. Because of the values he had. And because he was not afraid to use force to enforce those values. But your ego, Cody Rhodes... your ego makes you afraid that doing that, would hurt your new image as this new "golden boy" of the UPW... this clean guy, that can do no harm. Look at FTR, Cody. They are men who also have values. Deep values. And they don't care if somebody has their feelings hurt, just because they enforced their values like real men do. They don't care that all these idiot fans that don't know wrestling now don't wanna support them anymore. They know the real fans of wrestling understand that FTR had to do what FTR had to do. And the real fans of wrestling would understand it too, if you gave Marty Scurll just a little bit of his own medicine. But you are afraid to do that, Cody. Your father would have gladly done it. Your father would have beaten Marty Scurll tomorrow. There... I said it. But you, Cody. You won't. You will go down like a "hero" and watch on as Mary Scurll beats you again.

Dax Harwood: I'm afraid, I think thats exactly whats going to happen. Cody... you just don't have it in you, boy.

Cash Wheeler: Amen. I would not have been able to say it the same way Jim was able to, but my point would have remaind the same.

Jim Cornette: Well, then... we're at the end of the show, arn't we? hehehehe

Dax Harwood: I believe so.

Cash Wheeler: So whats left to say about this upcoming PPV, live here from the Wembley Stadium in London?

Jim Cornette: Tune in this sunday for Bound for Glory! Because while you will see a lot of bullshit going on, you're also going to see FTR in action. And that alone makes it worth to tune in to the show and order the PPV. See you all there.... and remember, kids, my name is Jim Cornette. And everything I say is nothing but the truth and absolute FACT. So thank you.... fuck you..... BYE!

Und mit diesen Worten endet dann diese Preview für Bound for Glory.

Cash Wheeler | Jim Cornette | Dax Harwood

"NO FLIPS - JUST FISTS"
ZWEITGIMMICKS
JACOB FATU / "SCAPEGOAT" JACK PERRY & KILLSWITCH & TATUM PAXLEY
ASUKA & LIV MORGAN / ANTHONY BOWENS / MAX CASTER
FILLERGIMMICKS
RHEA RIPLEY

AWARDS / TITEL[/B]
- 2x Tag Team of the Year (2023, 2024) (as FTR)
- 1x Rivalry of the Year (2024) (as FTR vs. BC Gold)
- 1x Female Star of the Year (2025) (as Liv Morgan)
- 4x UPW World Tag Team Champions (3x as FTR / 1x as The Acclaimed)
- 2x UPW Unrivaled Champion (1x as Max Caster / 1x as Jacob Fatu)
- 3x UPW World Womens Champion (2x as Liv Morgan, 1x as Asuka)
- 2x Womens Royal Rumble Winner (2025, 2026) (as Liv Morgan)
- First ever Womens Money in the Bank Winner (as Asuka)

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