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#1 | Cornettes Commentary #1 (Raw 18.03.2024) - Podcast datum

23.03.2024 22:36

CORNETTES COMMENTARY #1 - RAW 18.03.2024 - PODCAST

Jim Cornette: Alright, folks. Welcome to CORNETTES COMMENTARY. This is going to be my new podcast, that I will do whenever I have time to take out of my daily schedule to comment on the shitshow that is going on in the world of professional wrestling.

As you can tell, this is gonna be a more uncensored version of myself, cause obviously I don't wanna get the UPW programming kicked off the air on regular programming. But this is my little podcast, which means I can swear however I want. I don't give a fuck. And neither should you.

Also keep in mind, that this is gonna be mostly focused on everyone else, and not what your's truly and the best tag team in the world, FTR, is doing. You may or may not get a comment on that every once in a while, but I mostly wanna give you my opinion out what the heck everyone else is doing.

I also may introduce some guests onto this in the future, if i I want to, or I may look for a co-host that actually also has an opinion that matters. It's a work in progress, alright?

Now, with that out of the way, let's take a look at the last fine piece of programming that the UPW has produced. I say it's a fine piece, because FTR and myself were on it, but the rest? Well, thats what I'm here to talk about now.

We open the show with Paul Levesque, better known as Triple H announcing that the UPW will now have a Hall of Fame. Hooray. And Scott Hall is gonna be the first inductee. I won't speak ill of the dead, so I won't say anything about that. But it's quite curious that the first inductee is one of Triple H's best buddies from back in the day. I do hope that everyone is aware, who obviously should be the first inductee into this Hall of Fame, should they ever introduce a Manager-wing.

The next part of the show that I wanna comment on is this beast, that monster, that huge human being Samoa Joe adressing Bryan Danielson. I sincerely hope that he gets to have an amazing opponent at Wrestlemania. Anyone who shuts up Twinkletoes McFingerbang, that harpo marx lookalike Kenny Olivier automatically has my symphaty and I consider to be on my side. I also won't shed a tear for Danielson in this case, as he got what he wanted. If you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Joe might not be a bull, but he sure has got horns to stab you in the stomach... or the eye in this case.

Later on we get Randy Orton from his home.. we'll I'll talk more about this deal when we get to the Adam Cole portion of the show.

Directly following that we had the best WRESTLING Match of the evening when my good friend Gunther took on Buddy Matthews. If you look past that stupid name, that Buddy has, and this weird goth group he is hanging around, he is also a fine hand. But obviously he couldn't compare with Gunther, so thats why Gunther picked up the win right here and will get his well deserved chance at the NXT Championship at Wrestlemania, which is long overdue. I have said it before, but it's a real shame that Gunther has to do this much to get what he deserves. This excellent match is then followed by Seth "FRANKLIN" Rollins and Baron Corbinian argueing over who gets to be friends with whom. I'll tell you both, neither of you will EVER be friends with me, because you both suck, and whatever happens, Gunther will scrub the floor with you.

Then oh boy, we have Acclaimed and the GUNNS. Jesus christ, what the fuck is that? At least they TRY, and I do mean TRY to actually learn how to wrestle by doing this amateur wrestling stuff. Maybe they are better off trying to continue that instead of trying to get somewhere in the UPW? At least until FTR and Imperium decide to retire, because as long as they are here, these guys are not going to get anywhere here. That is for sure.

Bron, oh Bron. Bron Breakker and the Undertaker were up next. Obviously the Undertaker is the greatest gimmick in professional wrestling and he knows his stuff. So for Bron Breakker to still try to go after the Undertaker, may not be the wisest idea in principle. But in fact, it might prove to be the best decision of his life, as if he can take down the Undertaker at Wrestlemania that will be a career defining moment, that could change his life. And the kid has got some talent. So he might actually be able to pull it off.

Then we're followed by some speach about power, treasures and whatever. I treasure my time to much to think about this kind of dribbel. And then we've heard some japanese, so I completely tuned out.

Remember how I praised that Gunther vs. Buddy Matthews was the best wrestling match of the show? What followed next was the complete opposite. We get the acclaimed again, who will take on a guy cosplaying as a dinosaur and jungle boy. And it was the shits. I hope we never get to see that dinosaur-douchebag ever again, and I do hope we never are going to see the acclaimed ever again, but I have a feeling at least the latter will stick around for some more time. Oh and Billy Gunn also gets put into the Hall of Fame, so thats at least something. Now only if he didn't train his sons or the acclaimed and told them to stay at home instead.

Then we get to ADAM COLE, BAY-BAY and his BAE-BAE Britt Baker. Of course the fans didn't understand why Adam Cole decided to attack Randy Orton last week. But I do. And I think Adam was right here for once. I said in the past that he just doesn't get it. Well... this promo might have slightly changed my opinion on that, because he clearly understood that he had to do it, in order to defeat Randy Orton at Wrestlemania. And while Randy still argued earlier that he wants Adam at 100%, Cole went right ahead and says that Orton in the past might have done the same thing in the past. AND HE SHOULD HAVE. But now he is sitting at home, talking about his family, while Cole is doing exactly what should have been done. Do your best to get one over on your opponent, to give you the best chances of winning. So good on you, Adam. Now if you hit the gym a few times more often instead of playing video games, I might actually start rooting for you.

The next part of the show was obviously the main attraction of the show. I won't say much more about it right here, other than: Tune in to the next show to find out, why everything went down the way it did.

Following that we have Adam Coles BAE-BAE and Sasha Banks sitting down with Tony Schiavone for a sitdown interview. Is it me or did Schiavone seem a bit nervous because he had to attractive ladies around him? Anyways, these two are going to fight at wrestlemania, and yadayadayada. I tuned out for most of it.

Then we get DUSTIN RHODES talking about wanting pure wrestling, and I'm all on board for that. Especially if Dustin is involved, who despite his age can still go if he wants to. But trying to go after Hawkins? I'm not so sure. That might just be a bit much for good old dustin, because while Hawkins comes across like a silly goose to me alot of times, he has shown some aptitude for wrestling in the past and is way younger than Dustin.

Next we get the MIZ and KENNY OLIVIER. Oh jesus. Just when we had an upside in the show, it gets dragged down again by this silly fuck. And the Miz ain't much better either. Somewhere in Japan someone might have creamed their pants about this, but I just wanted to gouge my eyeballs out. In the future I might just skip this stuff, as I don't wanna have to endure any more of this shit.

But at least the show went ahead and ended on a high note. CM Punk... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN. These names alone should indicate to you, that we're gonna be getting some high level stuff, and we did. Cody did his part aswell, but I have to be honest, that I still have a grudge with him, that needs to be settled at one point. So I don't wanna praise him too much. Oh yeah... and Drew McIntyre was there as well, and he was fine. But obviously the stars of the show were Punk and Steve, who ended up getting put to a table to end the show. You see, when it's the end of a show, you can do something like that. Now imagine, if we already had that same spot 3 times in the same show? Then it wouldn't mean anything. But in this case, Punk and Drew made it mean something and even the Fans were with it, despite it being done against Steve, one of greatest and most popular wrestlers of all time.

So with that in mind folks, I hope you RETHINK some of your opinions on the show, as I have just given you the only correct ones. Thank you for listening to this first Episode of the Cornettes Commentary Podcast. See you later. Thank you, fuck you, bye!

REIGNING UPW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
Cash Wheeler - OVR: 12 - 3 - 2 | 2024: 6 - 1 - 0
Dax Harwood - OVR: 12 - 2 - 2 | 2024: 6 - 1 - 0
"NO FLIPS - JUST FISTS"
ZWEITGIMMICK = THE ACCLAIMED

AWARDS / TITEL
- Tag Team of the Year 2023 (FTR)
- UPW World Tag Team Champions (FTR) 28.01.2024 - ???

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#2 | RE: Cornettes Commentary #1 (Raw 18.03.2024) - Podcast datum

23.03.2024 22:41

So, ich möchte in Zukunft immer wenn ich Lust und Zeit dazu habe, so eine art Podcast machen, wo Jim Cornette auf die aktuellen UPW Shows reagiert. So in etwa wie es ein Jim Cornette in echt auch tun würde in seinen Podcasts, wer die schon mal gehört hat :)

Natürlich alle Kommentare nur On-Gimmick aus der Sicht von Cornette. Meine persönliche Meinung zu den Sachen sind immer in den Rates :) Hoffe also dass sich dadurch keiner angegriffen fühlt. Jeder ist natürlich auch herzlich dazu eingeladen mit seinem Gimmick auf die Kommentare von Cornette zu reagieren, wenn er möchte.

Hatte auch überlegt, zukünftig Gäste dazu einzuladen. Also wenn jemand Lust hätte mit seinem Gimmick als Gast in der Show zu sein, damit gemeinsam dazu kommentiert werden kann, ist herzlich dazu eingeladen. Werde gleich auch noch nen spezfischen Thread dafür machen. Ideal wären natürlich Heels, aber wie ich auch Faces eingebaut bekomme, hätte ich mir schon überlegt. Also wer Lust hat, würde mich sehr freuen :)

Ansonsten hoffe ich, dass es vielleicht den ein oder anderen unterhält :) Mir hat das Schreiben jedenfalls Spaß gemacht.

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